GLOBE

A massive globe catches your eye as you pass. It’s too large to really be a functional globe, and anyway, it doesn’t seem to match what you’ve seen of Mr. McDermott’s decorating choice. Perhaps Mrs. McDermott’s, especially if… Ah! Sure enough, as you trace your hand around the edge, you find a latch. With surprisingly little encouragement, the top of the globe lifts on a hidden hinge. Inside is an assortment of sparkling crystal liquor bottles and matching glasses. What a stunning little personal bar cabinet, you think. As your gaze scans the inviting bottles before you, you suddenly realize you’re thirsty, so thirsty… No! No, that’d be crazy… right? With a shake of your head you quickly close the globe and turn your back on temptation.