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You accuse Mr. Hunefeld of the MURDER of Principal Roy and of the subsequent MURDER of Vice Principal Alden. His colleagues gasp in surprise yet steadily step away, isolating the Math Teacher in a corner of the room.

Sirens pierce the pounding sounds of the rain, and as a streak of lightning flashes amidst a howling wind, a booming thunder is cut short by the pounding of fists at the door.

“POLICE, OPEN UP!”

Officers rush in and begin their investigation as you explain what you think happened.
Mr. Hunefeld tries to plead his case.

What an absurd accusation! You have no proof! Grades? Bribes? Why… you sniveling little brats. You can’t even realize the magnitude of my accomplishments! Everyone thinks the math teacher is just a grown up nerd! No one could ever realize the genius that exists within my mind. You think I would settle for a teacher’s salary? With a brain like mine!? Ha! Handcuffs? Please. I’m no barbarian, I’ll fight this battle in the courts! I’ll sue you all for defamation! Ouch, those are tight! Just wait, I’ll be out and sipping margaritas on a beach in no time! Fools. Cretins! Carlton was a buffoon! Him and that golem of a vice principal. If anything, I did the world a favor! Ouch, don’t be so rough! You haven’t seen the last of me!!!

The police, satisfied with your detective work, escort the math teacher out of the house and into their squad car. He’ll likely spend the rest of his life behind bars for the murder of Principal Carlton Roy and Vice Principal Alden.

No one asked you to be a hero, yet here you are. Well done! Give your friends a high five! Leap with joy into the air! Call your high school teachers and tell them what you’ve done! Well… wait… maybe don’t do that last one. They probably haven’t heard from you in several years and… yeah let’s just shelve that last one.

Anyway, excellent work!

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