FISH TANK
Whoa, Principal Roy has some rad fish in here! They probably fight each other all the time, it must be so awesome to have fish fights in your very own living room! While studying the fish, something catches your eye: It’s a FOOTBALL! You dunk your hand in and grab the ornament:
Whoa, you’ve never held a slimy football before! Fumbles galore, right? What were they thinking!?