This crafting table has the clear markings of an inventor at work! You immediately notice the soldering iron, the wires, and even a couple of breadboards. If you had time, you could probably crank out a few neat inventions of your own with this stuff. A few other items grab your attention: a lockbox, an alarm clock, and a strange invention.
What’s this?! Hidden amongst the simple tools of an amateur inventor you find a device labeled “PERPETUAL ENERGY MAKER”. This is astounding! This is incredible! For years scientists have struggled to even grasp the concept of perpetual energy, and yet here it is on Principal Roy’s desk! That genius! That beautiful genius! He did it! You turn the device on, and dark plumes of smoke instantly erupt as a spring goes flying off in a random direction. You quickly turn it off and sit it back down on the table, where it then begins to leak oil. Perhaps you’ve given Principal Roy too much credit here…
