ROCKING CHAIR

Ah yes, the quintessential self-rocking rocking chair, a staple of any haunt, is putting on a show before your very eyes.  As if it could read your thoughts, the creaking chair abruptly comes to a rest. You raise an eyebrow, and are about to continue on when the chair abruptly jerks towards you in a violent manner! You nearly stumble to the ground to avoid being hit, and quickly collect yourself while hurrying away. Slowly, the chair begins to rock again.