Skip to content

PRINCIPAL ROY’S BODY

Here lies the body of Principal Carlton Roy. His first year as Principal of Valley View High was the same year you graduated. Principal Roy always seemed to take an active interest in the students, and he was at every art show and stage play put on. There is a serious wound on the side of his head, and the floor beneath him is painted in blood. The scene is reminiscent of a 1470 painting by Sandro Boticelli, The Discovery of the Body of Holofernes.

Nearby lies a bloody trophy. You also notice a piece of paper sticking out of the Principal’s pocket.


You take a careful look at the trophy. It’s a “Principal of the Year” trophy from the year you graduated. You remember the awards ceremony, Principal Roy had dozens of custom trophies made for things like “Most Creative Student”, “Best Actor in a School Play”, and “Funniest Teacher”. It looks like someone painted a blue number “1″ on the front of the trophy.
A paper sticking out of the Principal’s pocket catches your eye. You carefully unfold it and take a look: