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TRASH CAN

You pass by the trash can and get a whiff of the contents. Something has changed. A new variable has been added to the mix, some new aroma, something… chip-like. Sure enough, someone has added a mostly-eaten bag of chips to the refuse. Who would do such a thing at a time like this?

It’s a balled up letter from the Art Teacher:


Strange, what was that doing in the trash?




 A mostly-eaten, one-ounce bag of chips. 1 ounce of chips this size would equate to about 17 chips. During all of the chaos and confusion of the night, someone has wrung out the time necessary to consume the greater portion of this one ounce bag of chips, then discard the remaining sustenance into the garbage. You are baffled.