TROPHY CASE

An egregious display of trophies present themselves here in an oversized display case. Unfortunately, trophies like this are made to look valuable and shiny, but at best they’re really just plated with a very thin layer of 24-karat gold, making them all but worthless. Most of them appear to be school trophies related to various sports, but unsurprisingly nothing new since the year Coach Flannigan took over.

One shelf is dedicated to various events that Principal Roy has won:

1st Place – Pie Bake Off: Carlton Roy
Best Pig in Show: Carlton Roy
1st Place – Volunteer Trash Pickup: Carlton Roy
<There’s one missing here>
Best Uncle: Carlton Roy
Most Unique Invention: Carlton Roy